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Dealing with IT - Part 2 by deviantkupo, literature

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Dealing with IT - Part 2

Simon spent the rest of the morning answering tickets and sending emails, before going to lunch at 11:58, which was close enough. He proceeded downstairs to a secluded break area, which was full of quite comfy but oddly horrible looking sofas and some gently humming vending machines. He bought a few fizzy drinks, opened one and gulped down half of it, then lay down for a nap. His eyes opened fifty three minutes later with abject panic. He checked his phone and, realizing his lunch was almost up, set an alarm for two minutes in the future and continued napping.

Dealing with IT - Part 1 by deviantkupo, literature

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Dealing with IT - Part 1

Simon Taste arrived for work late and without his ID badge. On mornings like this he vowed never to drink so much the night before work. He had consumed a bottle of wine and several beers and as such, he had forgotten to bring his ID badge and put his shirt on the right way round. He approached the reception desk of his building slowly. "Good morning!" one of the security guards said. The building was open from seven a.m. which was two hours ago. They had drunk their coffee, chatted with their mates and generally woken up

Queen James Bible - Exodus by deviantkupo, literature

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Queen James Bible - Exodus

Excerpt from the Queen James Bible, Exodus 19 to 22 Further reading available at www.queenjamesbible.org 19:1 Thus, Moses was alone once more. He looked to his left, where God was grinning at him maniacally. "Yes," he thought, "I am thoroughly alone!". 19:2 However, Moses was befriended by a man called Bob. Bob was a pretty cool dude. He was into the same kind of shit as Moses. Playing poker, lassoing turtles, etc etc. 19:3 The only thing about Bob was that he inexplicably embraced death in every possible situation. For example, if an extremely slow car were to move towards Bob, he would throw his head back, hold out his arms and prepar

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Dealing with IT - Part 2 by deviantkupo, literature

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Baking Through Suicide by deviantkupo, literature

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Stefan: A Biography by deviantsteffy, literature

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Stefan: A Biography

Stefan A Biography Stefan was born on 27 June 1885, a Saturday, his mother remembers well. That evening her contractions had still been fairly light and it seemed his birth would not be taking place until at least the next morning, when the visiting local parish priest suddenly raised an objection to the course of events. "There shall be no labour on Sundays," he had warned with a stern look on his face, admonishing her to hurry along. Stefan however, just getting ready for his daily after-dinner game of umbilliards in the uteresidence that he had grown so attached to over the past nine months, showed no intention to leave just yet. This u

Your Poem by silveroxide, literature

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Your Poem

On the twentieth day of July 69, For the first time in history, The moon landed on a man. The first time such move had been attempted by a celestial body, A great feat of precision, Didn't crush the man at all. You see, we see things from our eyes, And everyone knows our eyes see upside down. Or is that the right way up? I could tell you about walking through deserts, The beauty of running water, of rain, You'd be thinking of TV shows. When was the last time you were challenged, Walked away from a conversation stunned. Who are you listening to, me or yourself? If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Is meaning in the eye of t

Sunshine Studying by psychodrive, literature

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Sunshine Studying

Sunshine studying - you write to me and my eyes dance in some haphazard tango on your ink-laden rays. "Interesting", I reply, and I smile. "I'm just getting gibberish here" and I smile. You haven't stopped writing and I haven't stopped reading, but I don't understand a word of your ampersand, box, box, mic; of your dot, resistor, phi. I don't understand a word of your sans-serif wingding rays.

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Artist // Hobbyist // Literature

Jan 29, 1986
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Feb 2, 2011

I got published!

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My most popular short story http://fav.me/d4zbl8 (and the 11th most popular on dA!) got picked up for a collection. You can all buy 20 copies here: http://www.amazon.com/Under-Stairs-Lisa-D-Keele/dp/0984293019/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1296654991&sr=1-1 (you can find it on the UK Amazon too, which ships over the EU) I was so delighted, I gave it a right good sprucing up for the book :D So, if you ever thought that story could be better - it is and it's in print! It's called "Under The Stairs" and features a lot of short, snappy fiction. Inspired by being put in a book, I started a new novel. It's about a

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deviantkupo

Aug 27, 2009

New website (and other stuff!)

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I relaunched my website, the Queen James Bible: www.queenjamesbible.org ! It's great fun to write and I like the comfort of a project that feels like it's never going to end. Me and Danny have been writing it for 5 years now! We'll have new stuff on there in a few days. I'm also currently rewriting DPIZG (especially the title) too. Oh, and I'm writing a script/working on a short film. Which is fun. Stuff to read: Short(ish) Story Stanley Meets His Maker A tale of a simple old man who has a run in with the Devil that takes him on a journey of accidental self discovery and enlightenment. Stanley Meets His Maker - Part One - http://devia

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May 10, 2009

Rewrites and five DDs!

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It's true, I am still alive. I'm currently rewriting Danger Pay In Zero Gravity, so it's not going to get updated. I think I'll leave it on here, though. I'm really enjoying the rewrite! I also got my fifth Daily Deviation for http://deviantkupo.deviantart.com/art/A-Crab-Eyeing-A-Tourist-35289902 which is pretty crazy. Only my controversial stuff seems to get featured. I don't try to annoy people. Well, not very often! Now, back to the regularly scheduled list of things that people with short attention spans will never read. Short(ish) Story Stanley Meets His Maker A tale of a simple old man who has a run in with the Devil that takes him

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eiarain

Mar 8, 2012

Whenever I'm feeling bad I read baking through suicide. It never fails to make me feel better. You're a genius.

ARCatSK

Jan 29, 2011

Happy Birthday!
Have a great day!

ice-or-fire

Jan 28, 2011

_{Hello!
Happy early birthday!
Hope you have a good one!}

JessicaMuller

Oct 3, 2010

Wow ur an amazing writer, I love your style and how you manipulate the topics

tmpst24myst

Aug 25, 2010

I think I've found a new favorite writer. (:

LexDiana

Jun 24, 2010

Thank you for adding "Baking Through Suicide" to LitMag.

I really do love it.

Koneko-Garu

Jun 11, 2010

Hello! My name is Koneko Garu. c: I'm just starting out on deviantART and I am currently accepting 20 free requests, anything you want! ((See my Journal for guidelines)) Feel free to take a quick look at my gallery here and request a drawing or a concept for a photo. c: Drawing, preferrably!

Thanks