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Queen James Bible - Exodus 
Excerpt from the Queen James Bible, Exodus 19 to 22   
Further reading available at www.queenjamesbible.org  
 
 
 
19:1 Thus, Moses was alone once more. He looked to his left, where God was grinning at him maniacally. "Yes," he thought, "I am thoroughly alone!".   
19:2 However, Moses was befriended by a man called Bob. Bob was a pretty cool dude. He was into the same kind of shit as Moses. Playing poker, lassoing turtles, etc etc.   
19:3 The only thing about Bob was that he inexplicably embraced death in every possible situation. For example, if an extremely slow car were to move tow Queen James Bible - Exodus
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Stanley Meets His Maker pt. 2They reappeared, to Stanley's immense surprise, in a brightly lit but plain room, with cushions piled into a corner. A winged figure was lounging against them, groaning.   "Who's-"   "Let's go," the Devil said firmly, marching towards the white door and wrenching it open.   They stepped into a similarly lit corridor.   "Is this... heaven?" Stanley asked, looking around in what he hoped was an appropriately awed expression.   The Devil turned on him and smirked.   "Hey, Stanley!" Dreadlord said. Stanley turned to see his face peering out of the door of the room.   "Er, are y Stanley Meets His Maker pt. 2
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Stanley Meets His Maker pt. 1Stanley sat in his shed, listening to the ambience that surrounded his allotment. There was nothing to be heard but the chickens complaining and the vegetables growing.   He wished he had a fridge in his shed, because he didn’t like long life milk. He stirred his tea thoughtfully. He wished he had a TV, too.   Stanley finished stirring because his arthritis began to hurt.   Life had been good to him, he reflected. He’d been blessed with seventy nine years of life thus far, although he currently wasn't that pleased about it.   A voice said behind him, “Hello.”   Stanley Stanley Meets His Maker pt. 1
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Danger Pay In Zero Gravity Ch4As McCaine and Nick walked out, the second policeman they'd met came marching towards them.   "What's going on? Is the prisoner dead?"   "He's not dead, he's not a prisoner and his name is Steven," said McCaine. She was not going to be spoken to like that by a police officer, especially in front of all the other police officers. "You are to escort the actual prisoner, who is outside, to the SIO's temporary headquarters on the moon."   "I am?"   McCaine, who realised she hadn't done this sort of thing in a while, said to the office as a whole, "Well done, officers. You did a great job today and you may h Danger Pay In Zero Gravity Ch4
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Desk O'Doom And Mess

New website (and other stuff!)

Thu Aug 27, 2009, 2:11 PM
I relaunched my website, the Queen James Bible: [link] !

It's great fun to write and I like the comfort of a project that feels like it's never going to end. Me and Danny have been writing it for 5 years now! We'll have new stuff on there in a few days.

I'm also currently rewriting DPIZG (especially the title) too.

Oh, and I'm writing a script/working on a short film. Which is fun.


Stuff to read:

Short(ish) Story

Stanley Meets His Maker

A tale of a simple old man who has a run in with the Devil that takes him on a journey of accidental self discovery and enlightenment.

Stanley Meets His Maker - Part One - [link]
Stanley Meets His Maker - Part Two - [link]

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Big Project #1

Classified

Classified is a comedy that follows a group of three young school kids, convinced two aliens have infiltrated their school. Matt, Brian and Louis combine their knowledge of popular television programmes, brain power and wit to fight the alien subterfuge and reveal them for who they really are.

Classified - Day One -[link]
Classified - Day Two - Morning [link]
Classified - Day Two - Afternoon [link]
Classified - Day Three - Morning [link]

It is incredibly fun to write and is such a huge nostalgia trip for me, thinking back to all the weird stuff I thought up when I was a kid.

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Big Project #2

Danger Pay In Zero Gravity
DPIZG is a science fiction comedy story that follows Nick Hall, who somewhat stumbles into the role of a secret agent protecting the solar system from hidden dangers. The story leads Nick and other, more qualified secret agents from Earth to the Moon, various space stations and all manner of cafés.

DPIZG - Chapter 1 - [link]
DPIZG - Chapter 2 - [link]
DPIZG - Chapter 3 - [link]
DPIZG - Chapter 4 - [link]
DPIZG - Chapter 5 - [link]

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Not So Breaking News: Will the character limit ever not suck?

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Congratulations on your daily deviation! I've placed a link to it in the sidebar of my journal page. :)

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~Sativa23 Mar 8, 2009, 9:32:45 PM
Having a blast going through your gallery. I really enjoy your writing, you have real talent. Thank you.

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~moonlight-fox Jan 29, 2009, 7:41:27 PM
:party::cake::party:

Happy bday! :glomp:

enjoy your day and your cake!

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BEST WISHES!

and you have a nice gallery so keep it up!

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~xStormyRainbowx Oct 20, 2009, 4:57:30 PM
The cake is a lie.

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~squallleonhart Jan 29, 2009, 3:39:30 PM
:cake: :party: Happy Birthday!!:party: :cake:

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~SavageDragonX13 Jan 29, 2009, 2:48:49 PM
Happy Birthday! :iconcakeplz:

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=BrunoBastos17 Jan 29, 2009, 11:41:58 AM
:cake: Happy birthday!!! :cake:

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=BrunoBastos17 Jan 29, 2009, 11:41:55 AM
:cake: Happy birthday!!! :cake:

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