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Stanley Meets His Maker pt. 2They reappeared, to Stanley's immense surprise, in a brightly lit but plain room, with cushions piled into a corner. A winged figure was lounging against them, groaning.   "Who's-"   "Let's go," the Devil said firmly, marching towards the white door and wrenching it open.   They stepped into a similarly lit corridor.   "Is this... heaven?" Stanley asked, looking around in what he hoped was an appropriately awed expression.   The Devil turned on him and smirked.   "Hey, Stanley!" Dreadlord said. Stanley turned to see his face peering out of the door of the room.   "Er, are y Stanley Meets His Maker pt. 2
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Stanley Meets His Maker pt. 1Stanley sat in his shed, listening to the ambience that surrounded his allotment. There was nothing to be heard but the chickens complaining and the vegetables growing.   He wished he had a fridge in his shed, because he didn’t like long life milk. He stirred his tea thoughtfully. He wished he had a TV, too.   Stanley finished stirring because his arthritis began to hurt.   Life had been good to him, he reflected. He’d been blessed with seventy nine years of life thus far, although he currently wasn't that pleased about it.   A voice said behind him, “Hello.”   Stanley Stanley Meets His Maker pt. 1
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Danger Pay In Zero Gravity Ch4As McCaine and Nick walked out, the second policeman they'd met came marching towards them.   "What's going on? Is the prisoner dead?"   "He's not dead, he's not a prisoner and his name is Steven," said McCaine. She was not going to be spoken to like that by a police officer, especially in front of all the other police officers. "You are to escort the actual prisoner, who is outside, to the SIO's temporary headquarters on the moon."   "I am?"   McCaine, who realised she hadn't done this sort of thing in a while, said to the office as a whole, "Well done, officers. You did a great job today and you may h Danger Pay In Zero Gravity Ch4
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Danger Pay In Zero Gravity Ch5The owner laughed uncertainly while McCaine cut his ties and loosened the strap around him.   "Oh, thank you, thank you," he said, gushing praise and, McCaine hoped, nothing else.  
 He ran into the toilets, which McCaine had yet to have the pleasure of using.   She waited around on the sofa, rolling her head around. It certainly had been a stressful few days. She was looking forward to a holiday in Spain, Earth's primary holiday location, with the entire coastline one long, gorgeous beach, after extensive groundwork to make it so.   Much of the sea water was artificially heated, too, so even if the wea Danger Pay In Zero Gravity Ch5
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Desk O'Doom And Mess

Rewrites and five DDs!

Sat May 9, 2009, 7:24 PM
It's true, I am still alive. I'm currently rewriting Danger Pay In Zero Gravity, so it's not going to get updated. I think I'll leave it on here, though. I'm really enjoying the rewrite!

I also got my fifth Daily Deviation for [link] which is pretty crazy. Only my controversial stuff seems to get featured. I don't try to annoy people. Well, not very often!

Now, back to the regularly scheduled list of things that people with short attention spans will never read.


Short(ish) Story

Stanley Meets His Maker

A tale of a simple old man who has a run in with the Devil that takes him on a journey of accidental self discovery and enlightenment.

Stanley Meets His Maker - Part One - [link]
Stanley Meets His Maker - Part Two - [link]

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Big Project #1

Classified

Classified is a comedy that follows a group of three young school kids, convinced two aliens have infiltrated their school. Matt, Brian and Louis combine their knowledge of popular television programmes, brain power and wit to fight the alien subterfuge and reveal them for who they really are.

Classified - Day One -[link]
Classified - Day Two - Morning [link]
Classified - Day Two - Afternoon [link]
Classified - Day Three - Morning [link]

It is incredibly fun to write and is such a huge nostalgia trip for me, thinking back to all the weird stuff I thought up when I was a kid.

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Big Project #2

Danger Pay In Zero Gravity
DPIZG is a science fiction comedy story that follows Nick Hall, who somewhat stumbles into the role of a secret agent protecting the solar system from hidden dangers. The story leads Nick and other, more qualified secret agents from Earth to the Moon, various space stations and all manner of cafés.

DPIZG - Chapter 1 - [link]
DPIZG - Chapter 2 - [link]
DPIZG - Chapter 3 - [link]
DPIZG - Chapter 4 - [link]
DPIZG - Chapter 5 - [link]

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Breaking News: The character limit continues to suck.

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  • Favourite poet or writer: Adams, Vonnegut, Wodehouse, Pratchett, Dick
  • Favourite game: X-Com and Fallout
  • Personal Quote: All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

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=mode-de-vie:iconmode-de-vie: May 9, 2009, 8:51:22 AM
Congratulations on your daily deviation! I've placed a link to it in the sidebar of my journal page. :)

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~Sativa23:iconSativa23: Mar 8, 2009, 10:32:45 PM
Having a blast going through your gallery. I really enjoy your writing, you have real talent. Thank you.

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~moonlight-fox:iconmoonlight-fox: Jan 29, 2009, 8:41:27 PM
:party::cake::party:

Happy bday! :glomp:

enjoy your day and your cake!

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BEST WISHES!

and you have a nice gallery so keep it up!

:party::cake::party:

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~squallleonhart:iconsquallleonhart: Jan 29, 2009, 4:39:30 PM
:cake: :party: Happy Birthday!!:party: :cake:

:airborne: :iconballoonsplz: :airborne:

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~SavageDragonX13:iconSavageDragonX13: Jan 29, 2009, 3:48:49 PM
Happy Birthday! :iconcakeplz:

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=BrunoBastos17:iconBrunoBastos17: Jan 29, 2009, 12:41:58 PM
:cake: Happy birthday!!! :cake:

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My new deviation Black-a-v1
=BrunoBastos17:iconBrunoBastos17: Jan 29, 2009, 12:41:55 PM
:cake: Happy birthday!!! :cake:

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My new deviation Black-a-v1
=Cmac13:iconCmac13: Jan 29, 2009, 10:29:35 AM
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A birthday rhyme for you
on your special day

Monday's child is fair of face.
Tuesday's child is full of grace.
Wednesday's child is loving and giving.
Thursday's child works hard for a living,
Friday's child fears no foe.
Saturday's child has far to go.
And the child born on Sunday
is bonny and wise in every way.
:iconballoonplz: :iconballoonsplz: :iconballoonplz:

find the day of the week you were born here [link]
More about the rhyme: [link]

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:tighthug: Don't take life to seriously
No one gets out alive all we can hope for is
when all is said and done more is done than said :tighthug:
=Nekoori:iconNekoori: Jan 29, 2009, 10:16:37 AM
Have an awesome birthday! :icontardgrinn:

Hope you have a nice day. :cuddle::heart:

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