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Teenage Angst for Beginners v1

by ~deviantkupo

Teenage Angst for Beginners, v1

Here I [long verb],
[long adjective for \"hidden\"] by my [emotion] I [emotional outburst].
[emotional outburst] for your [verb]ing [emotion].
I drink your [emotion] like the [drink] of [emotion].

My [emotion] is [negative verb] by your [weather phenomenon].
Your [weather phenomenon] of [emotion].
Such [emotion] is my [seasonal adjective] [vegetable].
The [vegetable] of [emotion].

How can I [emotion] you if you [form of dancing] over my heart?
My [emotion] is [verb] by your [natural disaster].
Your [natural disaster] of [seasonal adjective] [emotion].

[Long word, can mean anything].

This [negative adjective] [negative adjective] [negative adjective]
of [emotion].
I would [verb, meaning \"wash\"] your [household pet] if it meant
I could see your [bodily part] of [happy emotion].

Such [emotion, negative].
Such [emotion, negative].
How I [long verb] for your [bodily part] of [emotion].

[Long word, can mean anything].
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Fill in the blanks with the words suggested and a poem displaying all the hallmarks of bad teenage poetry will be yours!

Feel free to submit the poems you derive in the comments!!
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Teenage Angst for Beginners v1 by *deviantkupo just about sums up the common formula for a misconception of what poetry is supposed to be like. In other words: IT IS F U N N Y ( Featured by `inennui )
love 5 5 joy 10 10 wow 2 2 mad 1 1 sad 0 0 fear 0 0 neutral 0 0
:iconmisstee921:
~MissTee921 Apr 28, 2012  New member
Here I Neautralise,
Conserved by my fear I Scream out.
Freak out for your killing anger.
I drink your happiness like the diet coke of lonliness.

My Joy is haunted by your stormy hurricane.
Your Stormy Hurricane of emptyness.
Such Sweet anger is my snowing potatoe.
The potatoe of sweet anger.

How can I enjoy you if you riverdance over my heart?
My happiness is [ageing] by your earthquake.
Your earthquake of snowing sweet anger.

Enlightenment.

This disapointing embarrasing
of happiness.
I would scrub your hamster if it meant
I could see your left arm of joy.

Such anger.
Such sadness.
How I grieve for your left arm of joy.

Disastablishment.
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~ReverseRain Oct 26, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Here I [tranquilize],
[facaded] by my [content] I [crashed down].
[singing] for your [horse riding]ing [annoyance].
I drink your [surprise] like the [vodka] of [disgust].

My [disapproval] is [dishonoured] by your [heavy winds].
Your [global warming] of [giddiness].
Such [gobsmack] is my [spicy] [brussel sprout].
The [pumpkin] of [grief].

How can I [glutton] you if you [pelvic thrust] over my heart?
My [pride] is [swayed] by your [melting ice caps].
Your [gravitational waves ] of [sweet] [disprove].

[kumquat].

This [gluttonous] [lustful] [punishful]
of [thirst].
I would [sponge bath] your [pet rock] if it meant
I could see your [Capella] of [positiveness].

Such [frustration].
Such [corruption].
How I [jump] for your [cornea] of [deadness].

[Long word, can mean anything].

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[link] <-- I dare you to open links of it. Or go extreme and open pages full of links of it.

I am on Team Taylor's Van
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Mood: Dead ~Xanthurion Oct 26, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
that is hilarious. great job everybody. i especially like the [vegetables] of [emotion] and the household pet cleaning.

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SRS
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:iconoviedomedina:
So gonna fill out this form....one of these days....
In the mean time, have a Fav.
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:icontectonind:
This is going to be SO useful this semester. Thanks!
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:iconxxkraitxx:
Here I [procrastinate]
[Concealed] by my [anger] I [freak out]
[Moaning] for your running [happiness]
I drink your [loneliness] like the [soda] of [annoyance].

My [giddiness] is [disappointed] by your [volcanic eruption]
Your [tsunami] of [surprise]
Such [boredom] is my [humid] [broccoli]
The [Brussels' sprout] of [sadness]

How can I [lust] you if you [break-dance] over my heart?
My [disgust] is [hump] by your [blizzard]

[Australopithecus]

This [bitchy] [horrendous] [pissed]
of [anticipation]
I would [shower] your [parakeet] if it meant
I could see your [sternum] of [joy]

Such [remorse]
Such [mortification]
How I [ostracize] for your [bladder] of [hopelessness]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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Heh, what do you know? Freud was right!
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~Tooncouplefanatic Nov 14, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Excuse me, my computer, for what ever stupid reason, won't show me the text. Could you sent it to me in a note or something?

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:iconoskarixxx:
Here I assassinate,
concealed by my anticipation I cry out.
Weeping for your dying love.
I drink your lust like the lemonade of hate.

My agony is dishonored by your tornado.
Your monsoon of joy.
Such grief is my cold tomato.
The tomato of jealousy.

How can I love you if you mambo over my heart?
My anger is loved by your tsunami.
Your tsunami of freezing sadness.

Electroencephalographically.

This messy, insignificant, purposelessness of disgust.
I would bathe your dog if it meant I could see your leg of joy.

Such sadness.
Such anger.
How I reverberated for your arm of remorse.

Antidisestablishmentarianism.
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:iconndtiger:
Gah! It's so true! I find myself shocked by the truity of this truishness. Thank you :)

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~TimeAgentAvril Jun 11, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Here I Accommodate,
Concealed by my grief I cry out.
Screaming for your strangling pity.
I drink your hate like the wine of fear.

My love is destroyed by your downpour.
Your monsoon of lust.
Such sorrow is my chilly leek.
The leek of grief.

How can I love you if you waltz over my heart?
My rage is fed by your earthquake.
Your earthquake of freezing fury.

Sesquipedalophobia.

This terrible hateful messyness
of love.
I would cleanse your goldfish if it meant
I could see your little finger of excitedness.

Such lonliness.
Such fear.
How I excavate for your eyebrow of sarcasm.

Coollike

'coollike': to fall in love with a fridge XD

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~Professional Minchkin~

Cleverbot is Anderson :nod:

:smooch: Kiss mode activate! *boop*

~Ilssii-Koschei <---- the Watson to my Mary :smooch:
~flying-katana <---- the Holmes to her Watson :love:
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