I relaunched my website, the Queen James Bible: [link] !

It's great fun to write and I like the comfort of a project that feels like it's never going to end. Me and Danny have been writing it for 5 years now! We'll have new stuff on there in a few days.

I'm also currently rewriting DPIZG (especially the title) too.

Oh, and I'm writing a script/working on a short film. Which is fun.


Stuff to read:

Short(ish) Story

Stanley Meets His Maker

A tale of a simple old man who has a run in with the Devil that takes him on a journey of accidental self discovery and enlightenment.

Stanley Meets His Maker - Part One - [link]
Stanley Meets His Maker - Part Two - [link]

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Big Project #1

Classified

Classified is a comedy that follows a group of three young school kids, convinced two aliens have infiltrated their school. Matt, Brian and Louis combine their knowledge of popular television programmes, brain power and wit to fight the alien subterfuge and reveal them for who they really are.

Classified - Day One -[link]
Classified - Day Two - Morning [link]
Classified - Day Two - Afternoon [link]
Classified - Day Three - Morning [link]

It is incredibly fun to write and is such a huge nostalgia trip for me, thinking back to all the weird stuff I thought up when I was a kid.

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Big Project #2

Danger Pay In Zero Gravity
DPIZG is a science fiction comedy story that follows Nick Hall, who somewhat stumbles into the role of a secret agent protecting the solar system from hidden dangers. The story leads Nick and other, more qualified secret agents from Earth to the Moon, various space stations and all manner of cafés.

DPIZG - Chapter 1 - [link]
DPIZG - Chapter 2 - [link]
DPIZG - Chapter 3 - [link]
DPIZG - Chapter 4 - [link]
DPIZG - Chapter 5 - [link]

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Not So Breaking News: Will the character limit ever not suck?

It's true, I am still alive. I'm currently rewriting Danger Pay In Zero Gravity, so it's not going to get updated. I think I'll leave it on here, though. I'm really enjoying the rewrite!

I also got my fifth Daily Deviation for [link] which is pretty crazy. Only my controversial stuff seems to get featured. I don't try to annoy people. Well, not very often!

Now, back to the regularly scheduled list of things that people with short attention spans will never read.


Short(ish) Story

Stanley Meets His Maker

A tale of a simple old man who has a run in with the Devil that takes him on a journey of accidental self discovery and enlightenment.

Stanley Meets His Maker - Part One - [link]
Stanley Meets His Maker - Part Two - [link]

* * *

Big Project #1

Classified

Classified is a comedy that follows a group of three young school kids, convinced two aliens have infiltrated their school. Matt, Brian and Louis combine their knowledge of popular television programmes, brain power and wit to fight the alien subterfuge and reveal them for who they really are.

Classified - Day One -[link]
Classified - Day Two - Morning [link]
Classified - Day Two - Afternoon [link]
Classified - Day Three - Morning [link]

It is incredibly fun to write and is such a huge nostalgia trip for me, thinking back to all the weird stuff I thought up when I was a kid.

* * *

Big Project #2

Danger Pay In Zero Gravity
DPIZG is a science fiction comedy story that follows Nick Hall, who somewhat stumbles into the role of a secret agent protecting the solar system from hidden dangers. The story leads Nick and other, more qualified secret agents from Earth to the Moon, various space stations and all manner of cafés.

DPIZG - Chapter 1 - [link]
DPIZG - Chapter 2 - [link]
DPIZG - Chapter 3 - [link]
DPIZG - Chapter 4 - [link]
DPIZG - Chapter 5 - [link]

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Breaking News: The character limit continues to suck.

Finished Short Story

Stanley Meets His Maker

A tale of a simple old man who has a run in with the Devil that takes him on a journey of accidental self discovery and enlightenment.

Stanley Meets His Maker - Part One - [link]
Stanley Meets His Maker - Part Two - [link]

* * *

Big Project #1

Classified

Classified is a comedy that follows a group of three young school kids, convinced two aliens have infiltrated their school. Matt, Brian and Louis combine their knowledge of popular television programmes, brain power and wit to fight the alien subterfuge and reveal them for who they really are.

Classified - Day One -[link]
Classified - Day Two - Morning [link]
Classified - Day Two - Afternoon [link]
Classified - Day Three - Morning [link]

It is incredibly fun to write and is such a huge nostalgia trip for me, thinking back to all the weird stuff I thought up when I was a kid.

* * *

Big Project #2

Danger Pay In Zero Gravity
DPIZG is a science fiction comedy story that follows Nick Hall, who somewhat stumbles into the role of a secret agent protecting the solar system from hidden dangers. The story leads Nick and other, more qualified secret agents from Earth to the Moon, various space stations and all manner of cafés.

DPIZG - Chapter 1 - [link]
DPIZG - Chapter 2 - [link]
DPIZG - Chapter 3 - [link]
DPIZG - Chapter 4 - [link]
DPIZG - Chapter 5 - [link]

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In other news, the character limit still sucks.

Big Project #1

Classified

Classified is a comedy that follows a group of three young school kids, convinced two aliens have infiltrated their school. Matt, Brian and Louis combine their knowledge of popular television programmes, brain power and wit to fight the alien subterfuge and reveal them for who they really are.

Classified - Day One -[link]
Classified - Day Two - Morning [link]
Classified - Day Two - Afternoon [link]
Classified - Day Three - Morning [link]

It is incredibly fun to write and is such a huge nostalgia trip for me, thinking back to all the weird stuff I thought up when I was a kid.

* * *

Big Project #2

Danger Pay In Zero Gravity
DPIZG is a science fiction comedy story that follows Nick Hall, who somewhat stumbles into the role of a secret agent protecting the solar system from hidden dangers. The story leads Nick and other, more qualified secret agents from Earth to the Moon, various space stations and all manner of cafés.

DPIZG - Chapter 1 - [link]
DPIZG - Chapter 2 - [link]
DPIZG - Chapter 3 - [link]
DPIZG - Chapter 4 - [link]
DPIZG - Chapter 5 - [link]

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I am still working on both (quite slowly) although I would like to finish my sci-fi story first.

Also, I fucking hate deviantART's fucking character limit on prose submissions. It's just plain laziness and for people who don't write in chapters (like me) a real chore.

Well, I added another chapter to Classified (suggestions for a good title will be more than welcome) and that takes us up to lunchtime on day three of the events.

Classified - Day One -[link]
Classified - Day Two - Morning [link]
Classified - Day Two - Afternoon [link]
Classified - Day Three - Morning [link]


Fabulous!